Wednesday, September 8, 2010

GTKY: 9.8.10

Getting to know YOU


1. Do you like seafood?
I don't really like seafood that much. I like fried fish and popcorn shrimp. Basically, I like fish that doesn't taste like fish.

2. Are mermaids hot?
I think, in real life, mermaids would be super creepy, so no. I don't think mermaids are hot.

3. Have you swam in the ocean?
Swam? Is that correct? Swum? Yea, I guess it's swam. Yes, I love swimming in the ocean! The beach is my favorite place to vacation.

4. If you got stung by a jellyfish, would you let a stranger pee on you?
I wouldn't be at the beach alone. If I was, I doubt I could talk a stranger into peeing on me anyway. But yea, if I was in pain, go for it. Still gross.

5. Have you ever pee'd in the ocean?
Yes I have. Many times. The lake, too.

6. Can you make a cute fish face? (Show a pic..if you want)
Of course!

7. When you see the lobster tank at the grocery store do you just have this overwhelming urge to set them free or cook them up?
Neither. I like to tap on the glass though, which they never seem to notice.

8. Are you afraid of sharks?
Definitely. I'm afraid of anything lurking under the water that I can't see and that might want to bite me.

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

you have awesome people skills...

A True Story

19-year-old nursing student: How old are you?
me: 26
19-year-old nursing student: Oh my gosh! You're old!
me: ... {speechless. Mr. Savvy Stitcher is 35. He must be geriatric.}

later...

same 19-year-old nursing student: You're so short!
me: So are you.
same 19-year-old nursing student: No, I'm not. I'm like 3 inches taller than you!
me: No, you're not.
same 19-year-old nursing student: Yes I am!
me: How tall are you?
same 19-year-old nursing student: 5'2". How tall are you?
me: 5 foot
same 19-year-old nursing student: Nuh uh!
me: Yes, I am. You're two inches taller.


I hope her bedside manner is better than her friend-makin' skills.


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