Since I'm PMS-ing and this is my blog, where I can share my thoughts and feelings {both good and bad}, I'm going to do so today, because I'm in a particularly annoyed mood. If you want an upbeat happy post today, this isn't it.
Today's List {You Know What List!}:
~People who come into my office and stare at me while I'm on the phone. Can you not see that I'm on a phone call? Didn't your mother teach you that it is rude to interrupt someone when they're on the phone? Plus, it makes me uncomfortable. But I'm sure whatever you need is way more important than my call, so carry on.
~People who can't complete an extremely simple, self-explanatory task without asking 101 questions. Seriously, I already explained everything you need to know and do. It's not brain surgery, I promise. If I didn't think you were up to the task, I would do it myself rather than trusting you to do it.
~Attorneys who ask me questions they should already know the answer to. You're the one with the law license, yet I seem to know more about legal practice than you do. This is highly unusual considering I haven't even attended law school, and I only know what I know from PAYING ATTENTION to what goes on in court. Maybe you should try it. And to think these people get paid to practice law.
~People who think their life's troubles are 10 times worse than anyone else who ever lived. Yea, they're not.
~People who use their Facebook status updates to send some passive aggressive point out into the ether, hoping that the person they're directing it to will read it and immediately know it's about them. That's just not likely. If you have something to say to them, just say it.
~Hitler. I didn't know him personally, but I don't like what he stood for. I think this is self-explanatory.
Today's List {You Know What List!}:
~People who come into my office and stare at me while I'm on the phone. Can you not see that I'm on a phone call? Didn't your mother teach you that it is rude to interrupt someone when they're on the phone? Plus, it makes me uncomfortable. But I'm sure whatever you need is way more important than my call, so carry on.
~People who can't complete an extremely simple, self-explanatory task without asking 101 questions. Seriously, I already explained everything you need to know and do. It's not brain surgery, I promise. If I didn't think you were up to the task, I would do it myself rather than trusting you to do it.
~Attorneys who ask me questions they should already know the answer to. You're the one with the law license, yet I seem to know more about legal practice than you do. This is highly unusual considering I haven't even attended law school, and I only know what I know from PAYING ATTENTION to what goes on in court. Maybe you should try it. And to think these people get paid to practice law.
~People who think their life's troubles are 10 times worse than anyone else who ever lived. Yea, they're not.
~People who use their Facebook status updates to send some passive aggressive point out into the ether, hoping that the person they're directing it to will read it and immediately know it's about them. That's just not likely. If you have something to say to them, just say it.
~Hitler. I didn't know him personally, but I don't like what he stood for. I think this is self-explanatory.
~Mean people.
Okay, that's all for now. Thank you for letting me vent today. I promise we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.
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May I just take a moment to apologize on behalf of jerky lawyers everywhere? I'm well aware how ridiculous they can be and I give you made props for dealing with them/us :)
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